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Two men who become step brothers after having anal sex with the same girl.
Bro we both explored the chocolate dungeon we're Weiner Step Brothers now!
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When you put peanut butter on your asshole, taint, and balls and have her dog lick it off vigorously while you are balls deep in her honey pot
Goddamn; lisa and her dog baxter gave me the best texas two step I ever had
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A guy who pays for your laundry cycle at the public washing (laundry) while you put the laundry in the washing....machine.
Vanessa: Tristan, do you want to be my sugar step brother, I don't have money at me and I have lots of laundry to do.
Tristan: Ok but can we woohoo/duck later?
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When you're on the verge of a mental break-down and need to be reminded that there are an infinite amount of possibilities that you just lost track of, you need to take a step back
-Gurl, idk what to do next, I'm running into a wall
-Have you used the Take-a-step-back policy yet? There are so many ways you can go instead right into the wall!
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More like Amber Heard stepped on the bee, but she framed the bloody dog!
Amber Heard: My dog stepped on a bee *screws up her face*
Me: You fucking stepped on the bee you crazy bitch, you just framed the bloody dog!
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When two female cousins from West Virginia scrap the ball sweat from a man and swap it orally back and forth.
Shawna and Karen gave Joe the ol West Virginia Two Step the other night. He said thank you by making them a fried bologna sandwich.
"He must have ate something that disagreed with him and was doing the 'Rocky Mountain Two Step' all day". (Nicer way to tell someone you or others have/had diarrhea). Could also be 'Rocky Mountain Side Step' or 'Rocky Mountain Quick Step'