(noun): what you tell someone when someone else is struggling to the point of crying large amounts.
you-Oh man i have a 5 page essay to right by 2moro
friend- oh man thats gonna be a struggle, nothing but hurricane-force tears.
Participating in intercourse so rough that only a true alpha could survive. Often with someone who could be described as Soggy lettuce.
A: Damn, Did you see Brad last night? It looked like he had a great time tearing up that lettuce.
B: He was in there for at least an hour!
n. lube
Grab ‘ol Trampa some mouse tears for your rat hole.
It is a way of expressing sadness, no one knows the whole meaning of it except for that its sad.
person #1: "GO AWAY BITCH"
person #2: "IM GOING TO SHIT TEARS"
Cum that is on end of the weeps from the penis
Jim was had silver tears of happiness last night
Something people tell crying white people when they don't care about how they feel. Typically because they want to go hang out with their friends instead of helping
Person 1: I'm crying because I'm upset about what you did
Kevin: Oh, those are just white girl tears. You've benefitted too much from white privilege too much to cry about anything. I'm going to leave and hang out with my friends now
The tiny bit of pre-cum before or after masturbation that appears to look like a tear.
Just need to wipe the Pope’s tear