National kiss your boyfriend/girlfriendβπΌπ€ͺ
Bro today is national kiss your girlfriend/boyfriend day on November 5
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When taking back a high five before releasing your current high five.
dude#1: YEAH HIGH FIVE !
dude #2: woah mayhn i feel the sudden urge to take my 5 back
dude#1: oh alright
dude#2: yea..maybe another time
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December 5 is when your male friend kisses your or slaps your Booty
Female friend:Oww you slap my ASS
Male:its December 5
Female:ohhok
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Her: why you being so clingy
Me: it's September 5
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The slang term for maximum hotness, dependent on height.
She has the height of 5'hot".
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It's Kyle J. Simmons birthday so you'd better get a mustache or he will get into your room through your window like Shrek did*.
* "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video.
Random 3-years-old kid: My birthday is on February 5th!
Me: Oh boy...
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National beat your meat in front of your crush
December 5 is the day you beat it in front of your crush
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