Random
Source Code
Random
A wide-bottomed bitch who's addicted to black (heroin) and she can't take a shit cuz her asshole's tightly packed, so when you hear that beeping sound when a big rigg backs it up, you better get out the way cuz here comes the dump truck.
Someone call the plumber cuz that dusty old dump truck clogged the toilet again!
5👍 1👎
- when both people end a relationship together
- when both people are to blame for being dumped
- yo man it was a mutual dump !
3👍 1👎
Back in ancient times, before battles of yore, the Romans would prepare themselves to fight against legends and other beings. In order to cleanse themselves, they would take (for their time) the greatest dump in recorded history. If you take such a cleansing dump that you can accurately predict the moment of the next good fortune that you will experience, you have just taken a roman dump.
Revealing to others that you have taken a roman dump will instantly improve your charisma score and open up more favorable dialogue choices.
Man 1: You have been in the bathroom all day! Did you fall in?
Man 2: Nahh..I just took a roman dump.
Man 1: Wow. You are my God.
Man 2: Of course - it was the only way.
3👍 1👎
When your girlfriend tells you you are the perfect guy and loves you, but leaves you for her ex that just came out of nowhere after agonizing for a week about how she loves two people, just like in the notebook.
"Hey, where's your girlfriend?" "She's with her ex. I got Notebook Dumped." "Sorry man."
3👍 1👎
Going under a bridge to take a shit.
Based on the fairytale troll that lives under a bridge, has nothing to do with Internet trolling. If you find a lump of excrement under a bridge that looks human sized it must have been a troll that left it.
Guy 1: Why was Tom's car in the side of the country road, next to that bridge?
Guy 2: Tom was probably taking a troll dump.
3👍 1👎
A dump so strong that it creates a physical barrier at the edge of the realm in which it was created.
Fobert: Yo I've gotta get in and use the bathroom
BZ: Dude, I just took a dad dump. It's gonna be at least an hour until anyone can get in there.
3👍 1👎