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When you realize there was a much better choice after you've already made a decision or purchase or statement.
Paid $600 for a phone on eBay, the next day I saw it in a store for $450. I totally took a dump in the oven.
Thought of the perfect comeback after the argument was over. #dumpintheoven
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(N.) the biggest shit ever made. The atomic dump hurts when coming out, and is usually after eating spicy food. It smells so bad that anyone within a mile passed out.
“Oh, man what’s that smell?”
“Ew it smells like an atomic dump, there’s an Indian restaurant right there”
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A wide-bottomed bitch who's addicted to black (heroin) and she can't take a shit cuz her asshole's tightly packed, so when you hear that beeping sound when a big rigg backs it up, you better get out the way cuz here comes the dump truck.
Someone call the plumber cuz that dusty old dump truck clogged the toilet again!
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- when both people end a relationship together
- when both people are to blame for being dumped
- yo man it was a mutual dump !
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A dump, where garbage from a poor area is taken.
These are some po dump chairs!!
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Often the first call of nature after a strongly spiced meal is a system dump.
Extra strong curry may result in a system dump to floppy.
We went out to an Indian restaurant last night and I badly needed a system dump this morning.
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A tactic whereby a politician deflects criticism by creating a new, unrelated controversy.
Donald Thump reacted to the latest Mueller indictments by pulling another trump and dump: he said outrageous, undiplomatic things to the G-7 leaders, who are our friends.
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