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If your boyfriend is a Robbie Evans, your in trouble he's Hitler version 2, hes a tall lad but girls get disappointed when his nob is the size of a caterpillar, sadly it won't go into a cacoon and get bigger.
Oh no, my boyfriend is a Robbie Evans
Someone who is funny, knows how to make a girl smile but knows how to also break a girl’s heart. He’s pretty much a big cunt, needs to sort his issues out and fix up big time. They also smoke too much a day, but they can be considered being a nitty if that is what makes them happy.
“What so you were talking to a ‘Lewis Evans?’ ”
“Yes!”
“Oh that’s a red flag right there, they are all such cunts.”
A pure weed joint rolled in an amateurish style.
Do you have papers? I can roll us a Jonny Evans.
Using "Bro" Speak in normal everyday sentences - including phrases such as "Fo Sho," "O Nice," "Legit," "Wicked Cool," among others.
I love it when you Talk Evan To Me
someone who is very kind and has a very cute butthole. he loves deeply and makes u feel like a little kid on christmas simply by hanging out with him. he’s scared of poop and diapers (or maybe he loves them). he’s very creatively gifted and talented and creates incredible, original art pieces and has a way of making it seem effortless. he’s very intelligent and knows so many things. mini library. very good kisser and even better dick.
them: i’ve never been with someone who is perfect and amazing and loves me deeply
me: of course you haven’t you aren’t dating my loml evan
An abbigail evans is a kind and helpful person. She is always thinking of others before herself and she is very giving. You typically see abbigail evans’ with blue eyes, but other colours are possible. Once you get to know her she becomes funny and fun to hang out with. An Abbigail evans will do almost anything for her friends and loved ones. They just want to have fun and go on adventures; so if you wanna be friends with and Abbigail evans be ready for a lot of new experiences.
When it comes to gifts, get an abbigail evans something that is meaningful and can last a lifetime.
Treat an abbigail evans good because it is hard to find a person as giving and open minded as her.
“I’m glad I’m friends with an abbigail evans because she is so kind and wholehearted.”