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southern ghost- Visible disembodied soul of the south . A vanishing era when people knew their neighbors, children could play in their front yards without fear, guns were used for hunting, children respected their elders, men respected women, foul language was never used in public, "yes sir" and "no sir" were proper answers, the Bible was proudly honored, church was where you were on Sundays, God was the Creator, you knew all your cousins, aunts and uncles, and it was a treat to go to town.
1. "This little old town has became a southern ghost hasn't it?"
"It sure has , now we got gangs , murders, and drug dealers ripping the soul out of our town."
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To abruptly stop all forms of communication and contact with someone else especially an online relationship.
When someone who you were in relatively good terms with suddenly doesn't respond to your messages anymore or doesn't reach out.
I haven't heard from him. He completely ghosted me for the past five days now.
Hello? Please give me a reason for this. Don't just ghost me out of nowhere forever.
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A cell phone unable to be tracked. Can not be called back bacause the number is private. Used mainly in the hood for brothers who ain't got no money to pay they contract bill or got some minutes.
cuz 1: Who the hell is this callin me private Hello.
cuz 2: Wat up Nigga
cuz 1: Aww shit wat up cuz were u callin me from,
cuz 2: My ghost phone nigga
cuz 1: CAn I call u back cuz?
cuz 2: Hell na wait to i get some minutes on my other phone or pay the bill
cuz 1: Igght 1
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A ghost poo is _the_ rarest and king of all poos. It challenges your grasp on reality, because when you look in the bowl to see what you've done (don't worry, eveyone does this) there is no smell and nothing there... puzzling enough, but when you wipe your arse it's already as clean as... well as clean as it ever was.
The ghost poo is smooth and firm enough to be ejected with
"toilet escape velocity" i.e. you shot it right around the u-bend. So it not only disappears but there is no lingering pong, as it only had a millisecond of exposure to the atmosphere.
So... did you really poo. The only evidence is few unreliably changed synapses that are busy trying to work out more important stuff.
"I just had a brilliant shit. Well, I mean, I think I did."
"I just had a ghost poo. It's a shame for people who will never have one"
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These chips are looking bloody tasty, but if you want them you have to go zap zap zap and shoot ghost george till he starts turning normal and hes like 'oh noo', then you can grab his ghost chips and be like 'sweet as bro'
This from the epic song 'Ghost Chips' by the Cuzzies <3
Stole ghost chips from ghost george
LEGEND
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This pepper is 100 times as hot as the Habenaro Chili Pepper. So, this chili is also referred to as 'The Chuck Norris Breath Mint'
1. Hey, man, I bet you won't eat that Ghost Pepper!
2. Fuck no!
1. I bet chuck norris would!
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A bunch of retards who run around next to their car while its still moving.
Bob: Did you just see that f**kin idiot?
Fred: Oh, you mean the guy with a t shirt so big it looked like a dress, running next to his hoopty-ass cheverolet?
Bob: Yeah, that guy. He's ghost riding his whip.
Fred: Ghost ride huh? F**kin idiot.
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