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Masturbation technique akin to a boob job where the booty is used to bring a male to climax.
I didn't know if I'd like it or not, but that ham blanket she gave me was amazing.
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The remaining lump of a penis after it has been severed.
"My girlfriend gave me a small ham stump last night."
"I accidentally gave myself a ham stump."
"My ham stump smells like green eggs."
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To be Ham fucked is to be so insanely drunk that your eyes begin to close, you lose brain capacity to the extend that you forget who you are out with or what you should be doing, and inevitably fall asleep standing upright against a wall at the side of the dancefloor. Always a fun night!
I was Ham fucked last night.
How drunk was he? Ham fucked!
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To have a poop brewing inside one's bowels. Also used in reference to squeezing out this poop.
"Watch out, I'm baking a ham and may need to dart away suddenly."
" <after a door knock> Ocupado! Going to be a while, baking a ham in here."
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when you had soup for dinner and you want more food
Oi Cathrine!, Where’s me ham sanger?!
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When you bare ass fart in someone's face. Usually, it's one of those farts where you gotta make sure you didn't leave anything behind on your friend's face.
Yo I gave Ryan a wicked raw ham last night, he was wheezing in his sleep from it.
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