House-hag

A man who follows and never misses an episode of the Housewives of Atlanta, New Jersey or Orange County or the Desperate Housewives series in the way other men follow the Superbowl or are interested in Pornography.

Jack was officially ''outed" as a House-hag the moment his wife caught him Tivo-ing Desperate Housewives, so he could watch it when she was out shopping.

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momi’s in the house

A litty kitty group of broskis who hang amongst each other, tho they don’t talk when they are together. they sit staring at each other, waiting for the other to sneeze. this is commonly found amongst teenagers from the ages of 13-13.2 years of age.

OMG DUDE THE MOMI’S IN THE HOUSE ARE SO COOL I COULD LITERALLY WET MYSELF.

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forty house

A rock house (crack house) that sells nothing smaller than forty dollar rocks.

I got a major rock at the forty house at 34th and Chestnut.

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House Syndrome

Any television character that is so unlikeable that he/she is actually likeable has House Syndrome. House Syndrome is based on House MD but the syndrome also applies to Lie to Me etc.

1: Yeah man, he totally has House Syndrome. We still cool though.

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Butt Housed

To get completely drunk

John: What'd you do last night?

Frank: Me and Walter got completely butt housed.

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gizzard house

A house full of hot mets, normally a small, overcrowded bathroom at a club/bar

Steve: I gotta visit the gizzard house to break the seal.
Chris: Theres a whole lot of weiners in here
People Pissing: kekekekekeke
Steve: my balls are barkin in this overcrowded baking bathroom
Chris: *pissing on dudes unknowing foot in the stall while standing at the urninal*

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Sausage House

A facility that houses an all male tenents.

You can tell he did time at the sausage house.

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