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During basketball, this is when you get a tip block with one hand and come swinging through with the other hand to smash it down. It is a windmill motion.
Did you see Dwight Howard with that balla block? He smashed that stuff!
Very similar to Writer's Block or to Reader's Block except it is when you can't seem to get around to Exegeting certain passages of scripture because it's been assigned as a rediculously long homework assignment.
teacher:"Have you even started your homework yet? Or are you procrastinating?"
me: "I'm not procrastinating; I just have this massive exegeter's block!"
A serious condition when a person finds themselves unable to revise, study or concentrate on school work. Generally involves procrastination, spending time uselessly and using every excuse to avoid doing any work.
Person 1: Hey! We've got an exam in January, have you revised?
Person 2: Lol no, I've had student's block all Christmas
When your friend wants to play Bedwars in Minecraft because their account is banned from Hypixel but you don't want to lend your account to them.
Marcus: Hey man, i wanna play Bedwars, can you lend your account to me
John: Nah man, I'm not about that life
Marcus: DUDE, stop Bedwars Blocking
Refusing to view an article because it is published by a website, magazine, or newspaper owned by Rupert Murdoch. A replacement article may have to be found if the article subject was interesting.
"Did you see this article in the Wall Street Journal? Firefighters rescued a puppy from a tree!"
"Nope, didn't see it, don't intend to. Murdoch blocked."
Preventing another person from attending a music festival or concert by 1) employing mental or emotional manipulation devices, 2) being involved in some accident or tragedy, 3) having or causing a family emergency, or 4) scheduling a conflicting event such as a court hearing, wedding or funeral.
I had tickets to Bonnaroo but my sister rock blocked me by getting married that weekend.
A square turd. A rectangular prism of a hearty black turd. It consists of a very rough texture. It is usually painful and sometines stringy. It pops out slow and hurts for a while afterwords.
You may also be considered a butt block if you are an asshole with a square jaw, face, or if you have a square-like personality.
"After I squeezed out that massive butt block, I had to show my mom so she could take me to the doctor." "I obtained some but damage." "My dog, jerry, left a quality butt block on my nieghbors lawn."