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First used in the book "Wrack n Roll" written by Bradly Denton. It is term for something that is broken or not working correctly. It can also be used if one is overly tired or not feeling well.
My computer has been jack bugged, since I dropped it. That twelve hour flight has me jack bugged.
Quote that Gwen Stacy (Emma Stone) tells Peter Parker (Andrew Garfield) in The Amazing Spiderman.
"Easy bug boy"
"What'd you call me?
"May bug" (noun) is one of the commonly used names for the cockchafer, a large brown beetle (normally 2-3cm in length as adults) native to Europe. These often emerge as adults during or slightly before May, and are considered crop pests, due to their appetite for vegetation.
The cockchafer has a well-established history as a crop pest, and was put in trial in France in 1320, where the beetles were accused of damaging crops. The court ruled that the beetles did in fact damage the crops and were ordered to leave the area, which the beetles ignored, thus proving that the cockchafer is one of many beetles that is above the law.
Cockchafers feed on plant matter and are not venomous and do not sting. While cockchafers can fly, they are clumsy, leading them to crash into surfaces, including people and windows. Their long legs feature small spines and hooks that help them grip plants stems, but often lead them to become tangled in hair. Contrary to urban myth that cockchafers crash into people in order to attack them or lay eggs in their hair, cockchafers are generally not aggressive towards humans and much prefer to lay eggs in soil. As they are attracted to light, they can frequently be seen around porch lights between Late and early July.
*POOONG* (The sound of a may bug hitting a large window)
"The May bugs are ruining our vegetable garden."
"The Court finds these May bugs guilty of property damage and loitering, and demands that they evacuate this farm immediately and without compensation for relocation. Failure to do so will result in extermination by fly-swatter."
an idiotic creature that can possibly become your fiance.
Have you ever watched the bee movie where the woman falls in love with a freaking bee\bug?
That shit happens when your wi-fi connection is weak or your phone/computer is too old. It stays frozen for few seconds and then it fucks up everything.
*talks on skype* -Oh, man what happened stop starring at me!
- it's a computer bug, bro
- yeah right *rolls eyes* creeper
Makes an appearance when the bottom of a woman’s pussy pokes out between her legs. The bug. It is a privilege and an honor to witness this phenomenon.
*after sex*
The Man: “damn bitch, ur bug is staring at me..”
The Woman: “be thankful you’re even allowed to breathe in her presence.”