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To have a poop brewing inside one's bowels. Also used in reference to squeezing out this poop.
"Watch out, I'm baking a ham and may need to dart away suddenly."
" <after a door knock> Ocupado! Going to be a while, baking a ham in here."
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when you had soup for dinner and you want more food
Oi Cathrine!, Where’s me ham sanger?!
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When you bare ass fart in someone's face. Usually, it's one of those farts where you gotta make sure you didn't leave anything behind on your friend's face.
Yo I gave Ryan a wicked raw ham last night, he was wheezing in his sleep from it.
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The remaining lump of a penis after it has been severed.
"My girlfriend gave me a small ham stump last night."
"I accidentally gave myself a ham stump."
"My ham stump smells like green eggs."
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Doing something with no finesse or precision, almost as if your fists were made of ham.
He ham-fistedly attempted to carve the sculpture...the result of which was far from aesthetically pleasing
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Masturbation technique akin to a boob job where the booty is used to bring a male to climax.
I didn't know if I'd like it or not, but that ham blanket she gave me was amazing.
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