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The 12th of every month is National Tit Day which is where you titty fuck all day and bite or suck any tit in sight.
Hey dude can you come over
No its national tit day me and my Girlfriend are titty fucking
If you're sick enough to try to Rape someone then you should be ready to suffer the consequences cause there will be people after you we can guarantee that you sick animal. We have eyes everywhere. remember, this maybe a urban definition, but we will be the definition of your retirement. We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. we do not forget. Expect us.
send this to anyone who is against us, or our morals do not believe National Rape Day is a real thing cause it is not.
march 8 is national dishwasher day
when all dishwashers are celebrated
happy national dishwasher day
When your crush comes up to you and says “Hey, your my crush.” Then, you wake up from sleeping during class and serve lunch detention. National Crush day is April 16. Go on and hug your crush, if you want. (:
Veronica: Hey look! It’s National Crush Day
Betty: I know
Jughead: Hey Betty, national crush day huh?
Betty: Um yeah?
Jughead: Your my crush
The day we all show appreciation to anyone named Mackenzie in our lives
*Person and Mackenzie are waiting in line*
Person: Here, let me pay for your coffee
Mackenzie: Thank you, but why?
Person: It’s (National Mackenzie Day), thats why!
April 15 is national Anna day cuz why not
Whoa I didn't know it was national Anna day
A day in which everyone must send grainy photos of themselves holding comically sized spoons, usually of a medium size. Generally occurs on August 13th, with the first occurrence being on August 13th 2020
"Hey man are you free to hang out on August 13th?" "Nah bro sorry, I'm busy celebrating National Spoon Day"