Poop left by Crackheads in back alleys & other discreet places.
"Oh shit, I almost stepped in some street potatoes while taking out my trash! The police REALLY need to fix the drug problem in my town!"
The gap, big enough to securely store a potato, created by misfitting jeans when the waistband does not meet one's back due to being disrupted by an especially convex badonk. The bane of existence to pants-wearing bedonked folk, it can be measured by the number of potatoes one can store in the consolingly handy storage space. The variety of said potatoes is entirely up to the interpreter's imagination.
Jane: I really like these jeans, but they just don't fit!
John: But they have to fit -they're in your size and everything.
Jane: Nope. Too much potato room.
John: Ah.
Jane: Damn my deliciously plump ass.
When your feet get dirty in low-cut shoes and you take them off and have a dirt tan-line
Timothy took his loafers off and had a potato tan!
meh the potato is a
short person in youtube
1. meh the potato is 4 foot lmao
2. she is doe
Typically a bro that is a potato. Can be used as a nickname or a friendly way of calling your bro a potato. Also when an ethan happens to be named potato bro, it’s when he’s lazy, fat, and idiotic. 😄
Potato bro, how’s your day been?
Fina potato is kind, nice and helful even when shes not trying to be. She cant upset you and she is very important to you. If you meet one keep her/him/them
Fina potato is like so last year or
After you shave your ballsack and it's nice a silky smooth.
Ben: just shaved my nuts
Andrew: let's see thoes potato pearls!