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being high enough to where you feel things on your face (or body) that aren't there
"I keep moving my hair away from my face but it's still there"
"No, it's not. Dude you got spider face syndrome."
When around 400 spiced curry coated spiders crawl up a vagina hole
The curry spider phenomenon is happening in my v-jj right now matty crawl up inside mmib
When someone gets drunk and puts on a toy spider-man glove on and jacks off with it then they proceed to go around giving everyone high-fives ad slapping them on the face with their gloved hand.
We got joey so wasted last night he pulled a spider-man glove.
When you cum onto your hand and flick it in your partner's face.
When I Spider-Man that ho, she kicked me in the stomach and had me arrested for assault.
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An accidental creature created when Eric misheard the phrase "Clock Spider" The Cock Spider is a penis with 8 spidery legs. The Cock Spider's arch enemy is the Cock Biter
A:"Did you see the pictures of Clock Spider?"
E:"WHAT?! A COCK SPIDER?"
A:"What? no- wait... cock spider?"
E:"....sounds pretty cool"
E""I SMELL A DOODLE COMING UP
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A Spider Monkey who is misunderstood and is very ugly. He often hide's in closet's to try to make new friend's (and see what you wear).
Little Person: "Mommy, Joey The Spider Monkey is in my closet!"
Mom: "TURN ON YOUR LIGHTS FAST!:
Little Person: "MOMMY! HELP!"
Mom: "Sleep in my room tonight!!..i did not buy a closet."
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When one person walks their fingers slowly across another person’s butt cheeks then spreads their cheeks open for anal play.
Last night my boyfriend itsy bitsy spidered me to get me in the mood for some super sweet anal.
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