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Act of fingerbanging a girl whilst on a date watching a movie in the theater.
Dude I was totally Toy Storying her last night while watching Safe house.
when someones on your dick accussing you of sommin stupid
on your dick like a blowjob
''did you complete a bowel movement and release a stool upon my unsuspecting dog''
''cool story blow''
''did you deplete your bladder on my toilet''
''cool story blow''
''did you cut the brakes on my wheelchair''
''cool story blow''
An unexpected reception of a sexual act from another person at night, in one's bed.
Shawn thought Sara had gone home, but she returned to give him a bedtime story
A tournament inspired by the siivagunner king for another day tournament. They upload mashups and remix's of songs on soundcloud. It has 24 contestants and king pig shouldn't have BEEN ELIMINATED
person 1: hey man do you know what rave story rejects is
person 2: yeah king pig is the best contestant
A loose way of suggesting you are off topic with an assumption.
Hey, you're telling the story fuck face.
Perpetual tendency to tell bad stories. There is always one person in a group who rambles about some random bullshit that happens in their boring life, usually oblivious to the total disinterest of those around. The unfortunate recipient of the verbal diarrhoea if usually forced to choke up an occasional polite 'Mm-hmm' and 'Interesting'.
Severe cases of shit story syndrome result in prolonged uncomfortable silences, quick change of topic, and somebody exclaiming 'cool story, bro'
'Why are you so late?'
'I was on the phone to Maria. She kept going on about her gran's childhood vacation, but I stopped listening about two minutes in.'
'Yeah, I don't blame you. She has shit story syndrome.'
A feel-good news story that covers a good deed but often fails to cover or ask what caused that person to said deed.
Named after the countless feel-good stories of school students raising money to pay off lunch debt that don't ask why students need to worry about being able to afford food.
"Jimmy here has raised $20,000 to keep 30 live puppies from being vaporized by the Puppy-Incenerator 5000. Next up, we have yet another heart-warming lunch debt story."