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My best friend Dakota from Instagram, she's the true embodiment of 100% perfection! Ilysm Dakota you might think I'm crazy for this but I want you to know how much you mean to me. ❤
My best friend Dakota is 100% true perfection!
The ''Bussy King'' was a fabled man from the ancient city of Babylon. He was the first one avatar who was theorised to hold the one true bussy. And through history the greatest leaders and men have been passed down the one true bussy, such as George Bussy or Abussyman Lincoln. The current avatar of the one true bussy is unknown, but the search must continue. As George Bussy once said: ''While every bussy is a man's asshole not every man's asshole is a bussy. However you cannot tell a bussy from an anus without first entering it.''
His ass felt amazing I bet he had The One True Bussy.
LYING FLAT legs spread and getting FUCKED SO HARD in YOUR ASSHOLE your BALLS feel they got CUTOFF.
You may want to think twice and listen to that advice " MAMA TOLD ME NOT TO CUM" as this you found out as what they do at A TRUE PART Y as it just may turn you upside down.
When you say that, It means that you don't know why it happened but it really, actually is true!
Person 1: IDK Why but it's true, My fav show cancelled, Person 2: Yes, it is.
In DDR, to get one "Great" on the very last step of a song, with all the rest "Perfect." This would take away the "AAA" rating that you all but had in the bag until then.
I'm still pissed about that true black flag on Love Shine. I should have HAD that AAA!
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Gaudy, shit quality jeans that everyone seems to like and wear, in absolute defiance of common sense and style. Has disgusting stitching and back pocket designs.
Those True Religion Jeans look retarded! Why would you want them when you could get some Studio D'Artisans, Dior Homme, or APCs?
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Statement of truth used when something non-fictional, ironic and hilarious occurs.
<GhettoChubb> Me and my sister went down to the supermarket, and this huge fat chick was standing near the frozen-food section, and I swear to God I thought it was my sister, and I slapped the bitch on the shoulder and said 'Losing a little wait?' and the women turned around and kicked me inside a fridge. A closed fridge!
<Hymenia> Hahahh, its funny because it's true.
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