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when theyre twins but they have different dads
tom: yo cheryl had maternal twins
jerry: what’s that?
tom: cheryl fucked 2 different dudes back to back. both came in her and 2 eggs got fertilized. they’re twins with different dads, so they’re maternal twins
Keuka twin is when you are born on the same day as your sibling two years to the day.
Example: Ray blessed the world with his presence two years after Jay was born. They both in turn went up on the (your life is lit AF) scale. just for being a keuka twins
Similar to Eskimo brothers, but includes receiving an STI/STD and finding out from your buddy they also have the same STI/STD from the same girl.
Alex: Dude Patricia gave me chlamydia.
Luke: dude she gave it to me too!
Together: Dude we’re snorkel twins! *highfive*
Twin shafting is a form of mutual masterbation where two males stand facing each other; one of the males places both penises in his hand, and strokes both shafts simultaneously.
Peter and Ryan are downtown; both have drank at least a six pack worth of beer. Peter and Ryan meet in an alley behind the bar and both are coming out of bad relationships. After a night of gossiping to one another, Ryan suggests to Peter they play tummy sticks. Peter says no, instead let's try Twin Shafting.
"You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."
Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'
The act of rapidly inserting both of your fists, in an alternating manner, directly into a man's anus. Often done violently, with force.
Last night was wild. He used the Twin Cannons on my asshole so hard, I'm going to need a diaper.
An individual who everyone else believes looks just like you but this assumption is only ever made from an inebriated party.
Poor example #1
Drunken Friends: "Anyone notice how Scott and Chris look alike?"
Scott: "No?"
Chris: "No?"
Other Drunken Friends: "Hell yeah! They could be brothers!"
Chris: "Guess we're Bar Twins"
Scott: "...."