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uncle jesse

Uncle Jesse (v)
Any action that is done in the spirit of sweetness, similar to that of all things done by Uncle Jesee himself

I am so Uncle Jesse-ing my girl right now, she's loving it.


Dude, I totally Uncle Jesse-d my History final this morning!

by The Emesspino Crime Boss May 5, 2003

19๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


UNCLE TOM

As an African American; let me say that the real problem AA conservatives have is that they're full of shit when they defend the fucked up statements made by other conservatives.

Why join the folks who would just as quickly call you "N_______" and support them when they do? Why are you compelled to say "They are misunderstood" or "They were taken out of context." when you KNOW they are speaking from the heart? Because you are an Uncle Tom!

When I was a kid, i used to think an "Uncle Tom" was a person who sounds black and doesn't act black( whatever the fuck "acting black" means) in public, but adulthood taught me the true nature of the Uncle Tom- he's the sell-out. The person who wants acceptance so much for himself, he's willing to say anything and do anything to get others to accept him- even say things about his own people to accomplish that task. Black conservatives don't talk about how Republicans are aiding minorities in the workplace, or how the GOP wants to help more blacks with civil issues. They just defend ideas from the Right as OK in their book.

"I don't mind if Sen. ______said blacks are uneducated because what he meant was...."- as if the person needs a minority's perspective to explain in plain English the politician's intent. The GOP needs that token black as Gunga Din, carrying the water so their white asses don't get wet. "Let the black guy say the things we don't want put into our record, because HE doesn't care what they think about him- HE wants to be like us! Who cares if his fellow blacks turn on him, we don't have to care! He isn't white after all!" Carson may be an intelligent man to become a pediatrician, but he's a dumb jigga' for playing Uncle Tom for Fox.

barack obama is uncle tom

by house nigger 2991 December 10, 2013

64๐Ÿ‘ 128๐Ÿ‘Ž


uncle remus

an old country man of african descent who enjoys anal sex with young males, usually niglets and jiglets.

dont go near uncle remus!

you hear about that uncle remus that moved in down the street?

by lopeichia July 11, 2006

48๐Ÿ‘ 91๐Ÿ‘Ž


uncle cuck

Uncle cuck, basically the white version of an uncle Tom, usually a beta male who is a white apologist or claims that black people cannot be racist.

"my girlfriend cannot be racist"
"just because your girlfriend is black Cameron, doesn't mean she cannot be racist you uncle cuck"

by XxPIKEY69xX July 13, 2017

7๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


uncle ben

A derogation for older black males with gray hair and healthy smiles; usualy employees at Walgreens or Osco-Drug, especially at the photo-developement stand.

Aright fellas, I'ma be back in a minute, I gotts swoop my naughty pictures from Uncle Ben. I'll nab some brew too.

by Eapert McDangles June 11, 2006

31๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


uncle stuff

the albertan slang for spooge

i got uncle stuff in my eye

by leif November 22, 2004

7๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Uncle Sexy

The Grammy nominated hit singer/songwriter, "AKA Jim Femino" best know for his Oh-So-Sexy Love Songs and comedy charged live shows.

uncle sexy, uncle sexy live, uncle sexy live show

by Yoda100 March 1, 2012

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