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What happens when crack dealers make video games.
new WoW User: wow this game is fun.
Old wow user: ill suck ur dick for 1 month of world of warcraft.
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A game for the computer which involves running around and killing things and getting money. This game has no point and cannot be completed, so a waste of time. You pay £9 a month to play on something for no reason-
-its a waste of time
-its a waste of money
-its a waste of life
-you shall lose friends (but gain sad 'virtual friends')
-You shall become fatter and lazier
-You will be a failure in life
people will argue against this but its true, my friend use to come outside and play but I have not seen him for 2 weeks ever since he got the game.
If your going to buy this, don't become a sad,upsessed gimp, Do not play world of warcraft
Guy- Want to come outside?
fatguy- nah, just let me get to lvl 43 first!
guy- hows yoiur girlfriend?
nerd- Oh she broke up with me because I sepnt my money to play World of warcraft
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some mmorpg Joe and Miles play all the time
Joe stayed at home all day and played WoW
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World History translated into from English to Gangster.
World History: So cesar was illin all up in da senate's grillllll, and he be like desirin' all tha powuh n' shit. and the senate got pissed bout cesar bein' a jank hoe, and dey popped a cap in his ass.
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World of warcraft is a video game for people with no skill in real life and no skill at all in anything actually. The game producer Blizzard is very smart and made the game extremely addictive for some idiots in a such way that they made it so you have to play about 1000 hours to start feeling somewhat strong in the game. People in the game are extremely gay. Whatever you dare tell them, they will report you and you will get banned for 3 days. (you pay per month to play so its really stupid)
Some players form guilds so they can go in really hard dungeons where there are monsters that can only be killed with a group of about 40 players. They make you believe that you are gonna gain something from helping them kill these monsters but in fact the guild master and their friends get all the money and the weapon and everything you actually get from killing those monsters so its really just a waste of time.
<Lurkerstella> I own you noob.
<Rawrer> reported.
(30 mins later)
<GM supergayfag> Hello Lurkerstella, you have been found violating the terms of agreement of world of warcraft. You will now be banned for 72 hours.
<Rawrer> OMFG I OWN U LURKER FUCKIN NOOB LOL
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When someone is dressed like a scum bag or like white trash, they are dressed "3rd world".
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A sarcastic and ironic word defining the dull-drum that is Wall-Mart.
Making Wall-Mart sound like it's an amusement park instead of that God Dammed Store will help increase the positive drive to actual go to Wall-Mart, and not the drive that makes you feel like a slave to an evil corporate empire, that lives solely on the life force of it's shoppers. Keeping a positive out look on life while in Wall-Mart will slow the life draining process.
ex1) Hay lets go to Wally World to get some food for are ____ ball party
(3 hours later)
O' shit we mist are own party because Wally World is so fun!
ex2) "I could stay at Wally World for ever because it's like being trapped at work." said the DMV worker.
"I say it's like being at home." replied Satin.
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