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To have total sex: to have sex with everything.
Some people like to have sexual intercourse with individuals.
But I am bigger than that.
I will do nothing less than fuck all.
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This is the name of a new law proposed by the governor of California (D). The new law is supposed to help the state in its naturalization processes and targets illegal immigrants.
In an attempt to bridge any communication barriers, the governor is taking” Everyday Spanish for beginners”.
The governer can now say all abroad in spanish:“Asta la vista, baby.”
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A failing rock group based in London who frequently disagree with on/off singer Jp Palin, have no real fixed bassist and drummer and generally suck. Despite this, they have a somewhat large following made up by friends and whores, all of whom favour the band to local rivals, Weekend Religion, who suck. Jon Horton and Jordan Philips, they key members of the group meet fairly regularly to write emotional music, cry and touch, and have now produced 5 songs, none of which are nearly good enough to play to an audience. Band members also encourage the adding of ATF to friend's mysspace pages and msn screennames. The logo seems to appear on many local objects including school desks and drunk people's faces
"man, you know they're better than those fags in weekend religion"
"dude, get these shites off and get some atf goin!"
"vote all that fails!"
"all that fails: now there's a band who suck"
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The act of gently tickling the underside of a male's scortum as he ejaculates on the tickler's face.
"I gave her a facial, as she gave me all ball."
"I must have squirted twenty times because she was all ball."
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adj.
Synonymous with 'a lot', often referring to almost all of something.
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My shit-pants partner and I ate a large portion of a strawberry swirl cheesecake, leaving only a cock-shaped piece left in its plastic container. This ultimately lead to the statement that we ate 'all but a cock' of the cheesecake.
1) "Wow, we ate all but a cock of that cheesecake."
2) "I know all but a cock about the female anatomy."
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