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irregular-sextuple-third-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and eleven great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

irregular-sextuple-third-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024


Sit In the Third Row Back

To be immature

Just because you don't like something doesn't mean you need to sit in the third row back.

by Jacksoncage March 11, 2022


James Wesley the third

Is what happened when James plus ur mom.......also weird, sometimes annoying, crazy 😜 funny, dishonest,, gamers , grounded for life

James Wesley the third

by OEididiiriekdkjdiekksks February 13, 2019


third-degree fart

Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.

Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!

by QuacksO December 26, 2016


The Third Imput

Anal Sex.

Bruce DeGay Loves the Third Imput Sailor!

by Your Mom' s Twat September 13, 2022


third great-cousin-aunt

Grandparent's female third cousin.

My third great-cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Gtopql November 24, 2019


irregular-triple-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and four great-great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-triple-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024