Also more commonly know as TTSOOSN or the upcoming third bleachers album “Take The Sadness Out Of Saturday Night.”
Jack still hasn’t acknowledged the meme culture of titty susan
A pair of breasts that are small, but elongated resembling water balloons that are not fully filled. The only thing you can do with them is squeeze at the base and slap the oblong protrusion.
“The bitch I was with last night had slappa titties. Couldn’t do anything with em but squeeze and slap em until they turned red.”
An exclamation of shock, disgust or anger. Like "Fuck!" but a lot more original and creative.
*trousers fall down* "shitty titties, not again!"
Extremely small female tits. Differs from the flat-chest in that while a flat-chest has zero percent breast tissue (just nipples on a chest essentially), micro-titties do possess some visible breast tissue, but a very insufficient one.
No man, Madison is not flat chested, her clothes just hide her micro-titties.
self-explanatory; a tatoo on one's breast, preferrably female.
Woman: Yo, check out my new Titty Tat!
Man: Mike got one too!
Where a fully grown man or woman still has their baby teeth which makes their smile look almost cartoonish because they might still be sucking his mothers titties.
Dave: Hey Devin, I gotta ask bro, have you ever thought of going to the dentist to make your teeth closer together?
Devin: I have a condition where my baby teeth still haven't fallen out.
Dave: Oh you mean titty teeth?
Devin: I don't suck on my moms tits anymore you assclown.