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The person that quickly logs off an IM to avoid responding to awkward questions
Hey did you ask him if there was an another women?
yes and then he just logged out
Whoa he is such a yellow squirrel.
Totally
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Pertaining to a lack of composure of the bowels; vis.: bum-wee; esp. following a period of extensive alcohol intake beginning circa age 14.
Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Bum wee; corrosive flatulence; the inability to travel more than 20m without requiring defecation; sonorous and voluble digestion; the requirement to eat healthily for brief but ultimately insignificant periods; Chicken Cottage.
A recent 7-year study has found no medical cure.
Remarkable similarity to Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Noted for increased prevalence in Lincolnshire, UK.
Mike: I've got Bum Wee.
James: Must be Squirrell Syndrome. Chicken Cottage?
Mike: Yeah.
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Someone who keeps a tight grasp of his nuts - usually derogatory, and implies that this is happening during masturbation.
"Bob could have held on to the kite longer if he wasn't such a squirrel gripper."
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The act of taking Nuts the Squirrel and inserting him in other people's photographs.
A friend told me that he posted a great picture on FB. When I saw it, I found out i had been squirrel bombed.
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to run and throw your pelvis in the air, resembling a flying squirrell.
Usually directed at someone whether it be a best friend or fat-chick.
Donny Doozie did the craziest flying squirrell last night at the bar.
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A high school girl who comes up and goes to bars under the assumption she is a college student.
This bar is full of baby night squirrels.
having no life, to be chained to one's computer, loser
What a secret squirrel that guy is!
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