plastic cow

slang term for the small containers of cream or half-n-half that usually accompany a coffee or similar hot drink at a restaurant.

I needed to drain three plastic cows to get the right color for my coffee.

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brown cow

sticking the penis in the anus of the female and taking it out with feces on the penis and then the female "milks" the cow

hey i totally brown cowed this one bitch last night. my dick was full of shit

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cow cunting

To thrust your head within a cow's vagina whilst drunk, as opposed to the more popular and accepted practice of cow tipping

"Dude, Jason was so wasted last night, he went into the field and did some cow cunting"

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cow tipping

Pushing over cows for fun

Last night I went cow tipping! =

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cow juice

Milk, either white or chocolate

I have a cow juice mustache.

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miltch cow

someone with saggy boobs

she such a miltch cow

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Cow walking

Cow walking describes a big, lumpy and "heavy weight" woman walks.

"Is it earthquake?"

"No, it's our new flatmate Ogre Cow Walking!"

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