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Porn from japan(if you could not figure that out,get a shirt that says not right for mating).
Anyway japan is known for its toon porns but it has so many vile things they have to offer, Like bukake ,not too mention their oppsession with youth and school girls.
Tim:Hey i just saw the grossest thing
Tom:What?
Tim:I saw this movie from japan where they had (cencord)!
Tim:Thats just not right! Um do you think i can see it?
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Cumming Soon! Porn Hero by SexActivision! Available soon on Horny's Porn Station 3, The Nindildo DP, and Microsoftie's SexBox 369.
The latest video game from SexActivision. Cums with 3 different peripherals. One is a Pocket Pussy controller for him or her. One is a controller in the shape of a Dildo for the lady or man of the house. The other one combines the features of both for that truly confused friend that pops in every once in a while. Use your chosen controller to "swing" your way through various porno scenes with caricatures of all your favorite porno stars! Get that Cock Meter at a high level! Get ready to Pull-Off and Shake your Whammy Bar to activate the Porn Star Power! Lick 50 clits in a row and behold as your controller performs it's finishing move that we call the Money Shot! Hold tight as your Pocket Pussy quivers violently in your hands, screams like a wild Banshee while it emits ear shattering moaning and shreaking noises! Duck as the Dildo controller get cocked and loaded, takes aim and shoots an impressive load all over your brand new 52" LCD HDTV. Get a mop ready drop the Tranny controller and run for cover as it turns on itself and fucks until it explodes into a gooey gooey mess!
Be on the lookout for future SexActivision Porn Hero titles.
Porn Hero: The 70's
Porn Hero: The 80's
Porn Hero: The 90's
Porn Hero: John Holmes
Porn Hero: Ron Jeremy
Porn Hero: Jenna Jameson
Porn Hero III: Legends Of Cock
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Porn-angels
A drunken act to hide from a work party so you can sneakly get frisky with another very hot co-worker.
To create some porn-angels first you must:
1. Sneak away.
2. Hide in the porn section of a video store.
3. Things start to get frisky with one another causing the entire shelf of Porn DVDs to fall on the ground.
Now that the ground is completely covered in boobs/cock DVDs, lay down on the ground and move your arms in a flapping motion. This will leave behind some porn-angel wings.
Origin: 4am Video store.
4. Run!
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A piece of literature, cinema, art etc. whose sole intention is to make its audience cry. Motifs include loved ones with Alzheimer's and/or terminal illness, animal-related euthanasia, and people tear screaming towards the sky in the pouring rain.
Authors such as Nicholas Sparks and Mitch Albom are typically referred to as tear pornographers.
The Notebook? Is that that movie where the bitch can't remember? Straight tear porn.
I just read For One More Day. If my eyes had penises, they would be rock hard right now.
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An Annoying person who constantly calls everyone associated with porn begging for an opportunity to act in a video. When they finally get the opportunity, they don't show up and refuse to answer their phone.
The worst offenders will flake on the opportunity and then call a few months later with excuses and start the process all over again.
"I have a guy on the phone with no experience interested in acting in a porn film."
"Hang up. He's probably just a Porn Flake."
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Extremely soft-core porn catered to, and watched by, 11 year old boys who are just entering into the deeper, darker side of the Internet. Easily accessible through the website YouTube (which wants to sound like a porn site anyway), and usually includes boobs or ass in the thumbnail.
Example 1:
Reminiscent Guy: When I was 11, it was Ryan Higa who got me hooked on YouTube. That, and YouTube Porn. God I used to love those Kate Upton dancing videos.
Example 2:
11 Year Old Kid: Hey bro, did you see that video of that one bikini girl putting sunscreen on that other bikini girl? So hot, right?
21 Year Old Guy: Shit dude, that's some serious YouTube Porn. Have you tried YouPorn or ExtremeTube?
11 Year Old Kid: What?
21 Year Old Guy : *smh*
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"Military porn" are images or videos of pure badassery for military enthusiasts
Example: military porn is a poster of a soldier jumping out of an airplane or a video of a soldier firing his weapon but looking super badass while doing it.
badassery war military enthusiasts combat army marines
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