Jar of Dirt

A common slang term for AIDS. Usually contracted by Pirate-Loving teenage girls.

Jackie just got the Jar of Dirt from that pirate Jack Sparrow!

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dirt box

Same thing as butt nut only for girls, if a girl wipes from the front she gets dirt on (or sometimes in) her box.

Heather got a dirt box.

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dick in the dirt

1. The act of being lazy and/or dicking around.

2. In a bad situation with a female friend

Stop being a dick in the dirt and go after that girl.

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Dirt Farmer

Sexual position where the man is titty fucking the girl with a horse-shoe digger in and spits on the tits for lubrication

*girl having digger in optional

Dude I can't believe I did the dirt farmer in my bed last night, it was so messy we had to sleep on the couch

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dirt merchant

A dirty ho that'd fuck anyone.

A chick that literally stinks.

Man, that chic's a total dirt merchant...her ass stinks, and she'd fuck anyone.

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dirt butt

A person, though seemingly employable, who appears to prioritize the twin freedoms of slouching and mooching above hygiene, housing, and pretty much everything else. Like a dirty hippie or a gutter punk, but with even less of an effort to retain ties to anything like a social movement. Noted for sitting in the dirt on their asses, often in shopping districts.

That dirt butt looked like he was gonna ask me for a quarter, but got distracted picking his nose.

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Church of Dirt

Any well known or established location set up, designed or laid out for the sole purpose of riding Dirt Bikes, ATV's and ORV's. Typically a motorcross track, trails, supercross track or outdoor riding park.

Guy 1: Last Sunday some friends and I went riding. The trails were perfect.

Guy 2: Where did you go?

Guy 1: It was Sunday...We went to the Church of Dirt!

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