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genetic toilet

male; any kind of 'receptacle' for genetic emission/s.

on occasion, using a human female as a 'toilet'; can often be unwise!. -in tandem with the male "ejacs", the human female can often 'gear up for production'; resulting in 'enslavement' of the libidinal dominated!

for those who have studied history carefully, this development is often LESS than desirable!!, UNLESS one can summon 'long green' (currency!); with a mere snap of the fingers!! -one STILL remains condemned to 'financial/spiritual advisor' for 20+ years!...........

NO 'smart' businessman enters into an enterprise too 'taxing' to 'float'!! on its' own!! -'confinement'/'isolation', 'disarmament' of the male effluent (mind of its' own!!!!) can prove MOST helpful with this sketchy scenario!!

i grabbed a paper towel for use as a genetic toilet!

i'm used to porcelain, not SKIN for my body waste/s ! she (he) ended up my genetic toilet !!

my floor serves as a genetic toilet!!

i need a TOILET!!, here comes one NOW!!

by michael foolsley May 29, 2011

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Ghostride The Toilet

To get stupid dumb, in a frenzy crazed like state and exrete one's inner workings in the vicinity of, but not actually in the bathroom receptacle. The shower usually exhibits this characteristic as well.

I'm gonna get all hyphy up in this bathroom and ghostride the toilet.

by NMAF August 13, 2011

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toilet puja

The burning of incence in a lavatory in order to exorcise an unwanted ethereal presence, and counter the bad karma caused by the eating of too much curry the night before. See 'Puja'.

I have conducted toilet puja to hide my natural ungodliness.

by Guano Biscuit September 27, 2007

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Toilet Frog

The term toilet frog is an ancient term referring to the team which will the 2004 2Cana programming competition.

Those damn toilet frogs won the competition!

by Lysdexia September 6, 2004

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


toilet licker

The act, performed by a man, of licking a toilet whilst bending over from a standing position with his pants down and legs just apart. This position enables the insertion of another man's penis into his anus. This act is derived from the antics of George Michael performing sexual acts with other men in London's toilets in the 90's.

That guy is such a Toilet Licker

by Hagz-Aza-Phat March 4, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


toilet bag

When the toilet is unavailable and you have to urinate, defecate, ejaculate or dispose of rubbish into a bag.

"Dude, I need a toilet bag"

by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003

5๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


toilet birth

when a pregnant lady goes to the bathroom to drop a duece, but a wonderful joy of life comes out. a baby.

Tim- fuck you

Jim- no fuck you you shit stained toilet birth.

by Jacky (passive) February 8, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž