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The whole month of November you can touch anyone’s tits even guys. You can not touch someone’s tits if they don’t wanna play. Respect everyone’s personal rules. If you touch 11 tits in 1 day you have to kiss your 12th victim.
Alex: *touches tit* *gets slapped bc the person wasn’t playing*
Pablo: Alex touch my tits
Detention: This means respect people who don’t play tit touch November is for Fun and last the hole month and you can’t give up nor tell someone for this because you chose to play
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The Pervert, The Rapist, and The Pedo.
Okay, fine, the Bad Touch Trio is Gilbert, Francis, and Antonio from Hetalia...
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The ability to take amazing pictures of yourself. Named after Pete Wentz, bassist of the band Fall Out Boy, as he can take gorgeous photos of himself.
Person A: Look at that girl, she has the Pete Wentz touch. I mean that picture of her is amazing!
Person B: I know. I so wish I had the Pete Wentz touch.
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When three girls, usually friends, stand together in a triangle so close that their boobs touch. This happens when they are in a public setting like a party and they need to talk privately.
This can also be done on purpose for fun or as a joke.
"Hey girls, come over here. I have some great gossip!"
"OMG we are in a triangle boob touch right now!"
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Used to describe something that is ghetto. Word originally came from "Two Hand Touch" Football, the crappy way to play football.
When I went to McDonalds I got a Big Mac and it didn't look shit like the one on the comerical. That Big Mac was Two Hand Touch!!!
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A command people use on toxic people when they go too far, which is basically asking the toxic person to go in nature for a while.
Person 1: UR sO BAD LOL XD ROFLMAO YOur OpInion SUX
Person 2: Geez, calm down, go touch some grass.
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"I Touch Goats" started off years ago as a standing joke in the Subaru Impreza Driver's Club forums. When the switch to a new forum happened, they gained a fully functional Personal Messaging system with online alerts.
Because of that the need for topics or posts advising people they had a personal message became redundant. By use of the swear filter, common permutations of you have personal message type posts (you have PM etc) are automatically changed to "I touch goats"
The actual origin of "goat-talk" precedes this however, which it is said to have some sort of homosexual connotation, perhaps some sort of off-joke. Anyway, its just a bit of fun...
Spreading outward from the SIDC, this has become near commonplace in many regions throughout the UK, particularly Carterton, Oxfordshire where their connection to their goats is particularly strong.
Poster One: mate, 'I touch goats'
Poster Two: You do what?!?
Poster One: Erm, I meant you have a private message - what happened there?!?
Poster Two: Ha ha, you touch goats!
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