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Google Trolling

A fun time-wasting game where the player(s) allow themselves a number of keywords and try to find a combination of terms that returns the least number of results. If you can return one web page, you win. This game gets harder as the internet gets bigger.

A: 12 minutes till class starts. Want to play google trolling?

B: Sure. Three words? I'm starting with feverfew panda saltine....

Damn it, 5000 hits.

by FlySammyJ July 24, 2011

15๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


tampon troll

A debasing and nasty term for a lesbian, "tampon troll" is synonymous with bull-dyke. A tampon troll can often be found in non-traditional careers and jobs for females, such as: Police Officer, security guard, airline pilot and Border Patrol Agent. Female military officers are often tampon trolls.

Missing a penis, the tampon troll is jealous of, and generally resentful of males.

1. Check out that tampon troll! She has her cigarettes rolled up in her shirt sleeve!
2. That tampon troll sure looks frightening when she wears that tool belt.
3. That cop that ticketed me for speeding was a nasty tampon troll. What a cunt! I bet she would not have cited me had I been an attractive woman.

by Rook's Buddy May 13, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


concern troll

In a situation where there exists mutually exclusive positions A and B, a concern troll is someone who supports A but professes to support B around genuine supporters of B. However, they express their "concerns" about aspects of position B in order to sow doubt and uncertainty amongst genuine supporters of B.

Whilst this does genuinely happen, the term is used by some paranoid people to effectively mean "anyone who does not agree entirely with the standard dogma of position B, thus must actually covertly support position A", when said person does actually support B, just only 99%.

Thus: disagreeing *at all* with the standard dogma of B will get you branded by such people as The Enemy, and you will get generally treated with hostility and suspicion and, at worst, forcibly ejected from the B-supporter group. Result: everyone stops thinking about the issues, and discussion descends into not arriving at logical and interesting places but who can most furiously support B.

1: "All Democrats should be hanged, drawn and quartered! Grrgrrrgrrrgr!"
2: "Uh.. that's a bit excessive. I mean, I don't agree with the Democrats, but maybe we shouldn't actually, like, KILL them.."
1: "CONCERN TROLL! CLEARLY YOU ARE 100% DEMOCRAT! BEGONE, SINNER!"
(everyone flings rotten fruit at 2 until he leaves)

by bald_rick December 22, 2011

403๐Ÿ‘ 291๐Ÿ‘Ž


Troll Inches

The number of inches a man TELLS a woman his penis is....divided by pi

He says that he has 11 inches, but the 'troll inches' translation means that he only has about 3 1/2.

by 11 Inches My Ass April 6, 2004

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Sora The Troll

Sora the troll is an American Youtuber who makes content while pretending to be Japanese. He is very cringy but sometimes makes funny content

Sora The Troll is an American weeb.
Sora The Troll, where is discord guy and apple girl?

by Humanoid Entity June 26, 2021

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troll piss

any particularly nasty sports/energy drink, esp. one of a manifestly unnatural color

I'm so dehydrated I could choke down some troll piss.

by foltor August 8, 2005

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Trolling for Dick

Trolling for Dick (abbreviated as TFD) is a joke/insulting reference to the popular website Chatroulette that pairs random strangers for webcam-based conversations.

Due to the odd anonymous exhibitionist nature of many males who use this site, one who visits Chatroulette are quickly introduced to penis. No matter how many times one clicks 'Next' the penis lies in wait, in various shapes, sizes, and colors being stroked, slapped, choked, petted, or merely just hanging out.

This overabundance of penis on Chatroulette is commonly referred to as 'Trolling for Dick' as you can never truly be free of the penis of a random stranger via Chatroulette's easily (and unfortunately) turned on webcam user base.

"Hey what are you and Sam doing tonight?"
"Oh just Trolling for Dick, you know Chatroulette."

"That girl just nexted me, what the hell?"
"It's okay man, she's just Trolling for Dick."

"Why the hell is that 14 year old on Chatroulette? Is he trolling for dick or what?"

by The Moyer April 8, 2010

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