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Pickup Truck Illiterate

Lack of knowledge about your 80k truck on you feel you have to have because of your mid life crisis or want of being a real man.

Pickup Truck Illiterate..His suite and tie says he's truck illiterate and has a small penis.

by BODBOP February 1, 2018


doughnut truck rollover

When you are driving along the highway and there are police everywhere.

Hey man be careful driving down the 101, I heard there was a doughnut truck rollover.

Oh yeah, I just saw 7 cops in 3 miles

by ClownShoes123 July 11, 2010


Southern monster truck

A southern monster truck is when a morbidly obese woman gives you sloppy road head

S: dude Josh is getting a southern monster truck in that jeep wrangler

T: ew, hopefully he’s drunk

by Youngbuck420 April 27, 2023


Southern monster truck

A heavy set woman giving you road head.

S:Last night I heard Josh got a southern monster truck

W:ew

by Youngbuck420 April 26, 2023


Tallahassee Dump Truck

The act of five construction workers defecating in a prostitutes mouth who then has to walk to the nearest port-a-john to spit it out.

Let’s pick up a hooker and do a Tallahassee Dump Truck on our lunch break.

by Hank Martinez January 23, 2023


hot off the truck

Stolen from a cargo truck or manufacturer

Wanna buy a phone. Hot off the truck

by Didnizithatcomin February 29, 2016


Norwegian Dump Truck

A sex position involving three partners (male, male, female,) in which the male partners take turns defecating on the woman's chest.

Not to be confused with the German Forklift.

"How was your weekend?"
"It was alright, had to clean my bathroom after I gave the wife the ole Norwegian Dump Truck"

by benisaurus_rex November 22, 2020