Lack of knowledge about your 80k truck on you feel you have to have because of your mid life crisis or want of being a real man.
Pickup Truck Illiterate..His suite and tie says he's truck illiterate and has a small penis.
When you are driving along the highway and there are police everywhere.
Hey man be careful driving down the 101, I heard there was a doughnut truck rollover.
Oh yeah, I just saw 7 cops in 3 miles
A southern monster truck is when a morbidly obese woman gives you sloppy road head
S: dude Josh is getting a southern monster truck in that jeep wrangler
T: ew, hopefully he’s drunk
A heavy set woman giving you road head.
S:Last night I heard Josh got a southern monster truck
W:ew
The act of five construction workers defecating in a prostitutes mouth who then has to walk to the nearest port-a-john to spit it out.
Let’s pick up a hooker and do a Tallahassee Dump Truck on our lunch break.
Stolen from a cargo truck or manufacturer
Wanna buy a phone. Hot off the truck
A sex position involving three partners (male, male, female,) in which the male partners take turns defecating on the woman's chest.
Not to be confused with the German Forklift.
"How was your weekend?"
"It was alright, had to clean my bathroom after I gave the wife the ole Norwegian Dump Truck"