Something you really should look up on google or any other browser. (Please do it. I went through pain.....)
Steve: Hey Brad!! Do you have Blue Waffles?
Brad: Jerk!!!
Steve: I meant blueberry waffles, PERVERT!!
Brad: What is Blue waffles?? I was mad that you wanted my last waffle.
Steve: Look it up!
Brad's mind: (This is soooo hot i think im going to cum!)
Brad's pants: Splat!!
Steve: Fuck you get out of this fucking house!
Steve and Brad's Mom: What is that on your phone and pants Brad????
Brad: Ok I will move out after I tell you.
Something you don’t want to fuck.
I heard Sarah had a blue waffle.
When you buy a Maccas mega choc waffle cone and your girlfriend eats it off your knob.
Mate I got the best waffle gobbie the other day!
A person who stumbles to defeat due to their lack of confidence.
John was such a confidence waffle at the bar, he didn't talk to anyone.
One who believes waffles are the superior breakfast food.
STEVIEFRANCH1ZE is a fucking waffle supremacist.
When a fat chick wearing a bikini gets up out of her beach chair and her love handles have the imprint of the chair resembling a waffle
Dude. Gross. Check out the waffle top on that one.
Someone who talks incessantly about nothing in particular.
"Who are you on about? Oh you mean old waffle-chops sat downstairs"
"They can never shut up, such a waffle-chops."