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Blue Waffles

Something you really should look up on google or any other browser. (Please do it. I went through pain.....)

Steve: Hey Brad!! Do you have Blue Waffles?
Brad: Jerk!!!

Steve: I meant blueberry waffles, PERVERT!!
Brad: What is Blue waffles?? I was mad that you wanted my last waffle.
Steve: Look it up!
Brad's mind: (This is soooo hot i think im going to cum!)
Brad's pants: Splat!!
Steve: Fuck you get out of this fucking house!
Steve and Brad's Mom: What is that on your phone and pants Brad????
Brad: Ok I will move out after I tell you.

by MyFriendHasAFootFetish July 18, 2019


Blue Waffle

Something you don’t want to fuck.

I heard Sarah had a blue waffle.

by JesseTzx February 19, 2020


Waffle Gobbie

When you buy a Maccas mega choc waffle cone and your girlfriend eats it off your knob.

Mate I got the best waffle gobbie the other day!

by Waffle echo March 04, 2016


Confidence Waffle

A person who stumbles to defeat due to their lack of confidence.

John was such a confidence waffle at the bar, he didn't talk to anyone.

by Random22222 June 02, 2017


Waffle Supremacist

One who believes waffles are the superior breakfast food.

STEVIEFRANCH1ZE is a fucking waffle supremacist.

by joey_minaj December 01, 2017


Waffle Top

When a fat chick wearing a bikini gets up out of her beach chair and her love handles have the imprint of the chair resembling a waffle

Dude. Gross. Check out the waffle top on that one.

by Unkum March 11, 2019


Waffle-chops

Someone who talks incessantly about nothing in particular.

"Who are you on about? Oh you mean old waffle-chops sat downstairs"

"They can never shut up, such a waffle-chops."

by Captain Fishbone May 16, 2017