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a epic bruh moment when your wife took the kids fucking asshole
gaming guy: bro my wife took the kids
other dude:fuck hahahaha go fuck somone else asshole donkey sucker whore ass bitch fucker
When the sun is shining and it is raining... The Devil Is Beating His Wife...
When the sun is shining but it is raining. The devil's beating his wife.
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Your wife from another life is someone you could see you being married to in another life, and envisioning a healthy marriage.
Person 1: Man, I can see Julie being my wife from another life! She is so perfect, and we compliment each other very well!
Person 2: Lmao, I ship it.
See also "Dependopotomus." An Overly Sensitive Military Wife (OSMW) are just that: Overly Sensitive Military Wives. Typically, before their marriage to a service member, they have spent months scoping the pool for potential candidates. When she finds one fit for breeding, the OSMW pounces. Once married, she devours the military life. She will tell you how terrible and lonely it is being married to a service member, get a tattoo in his honor, be jobless, and enjoy the daily Hostess fatty cakes while sitting at home on Facebook.
Not to be confused with a Dependopotomus, although remarkably similar and typically concurrent-- they are, in fact, two seperate classifications. The OSMW may have, at some point or another in her marriage, had a job.
An OSMW can make drama over anything. ANYTHING. Go ahead and ask her about her endeavours as a small business owner ranging from Avon Representative, Mary Kay Independent Consultant, Passion Parties, Scentsy, or making of "brag bags."
Did you see that Overly Sensitive Military Wife punch out the 4 year old kid at the commissary for the last box of Twinkies? She moves like a Dependopotomus!
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Lex (Fuxkboyavery on insta )is jack Avery wife’s. She’s funny and smart and loves jack endlessly. Jack saved her life and will forever be her angel.
“Oh my god is that Lex?”
“Yeah she’s jack Averys wife and jack saved her life”
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super hot chick that marries average rich dude to live the country club life
What do you think Emily is gonna major in at college?
Who gives a fuck she's gonna be a country club wife.
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Choi San's wife is Thea (india), Thea is Choi San's wife
do you know Choi San's wife? her name is Thea!
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