A highly contagious disease that Infects the young minds of adolescent and teenager Demographic. This disease is Known For causing Even the most responsible to fall for the male/or females siren song even being known to destroy 4.0 gpa teens lives. Infected people with this disease have very likeable and attractive traits like curly hair or Orange hair, a height of 5.4 feet or more, and very obvious signs of beauty and looks
That girl Audrey has Fuck me syndrome, i just can't keep my eyes off of her
The art of countering someone's roast.
Carl: Your mom gay!
John: No u!
Carl: Yesn't me!
John dies.
Said by the man who shows up to collect money from you.
Bill; I had to pay Carmen today. He stopped by to pick up his money.
Steve; Did he say "grease me" when you opened the door?
Bill; He always says that when I gotta pay him.
an expression of frustration
"did you do your homework?"
"JIGGLE MY TITTIES AND THROW ME DOWN THE WELL! I FORGOT!"
A phrase mainly used by the British, while they enjoy some fine scones and fresh green tea.
callmejoe.com
What's up, Jojo?
Bloody hell mate, call me Joe!
Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.
Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.
Phrase used to describe a situation where one person gets chumped on a regular basis.
Damn, why's everyone raggin on Zach? He must be wearin the try me shirt today.