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A bastard who is not worthy of having two balls.
girl 1: Tom broke up with me!!
girl 2: Oh my God!! He is such a one-balled bastard!!
When you use your foot to kick someone in the dick. When your toe contacts the balls
“What did you do on the weekend?”
“ I toe balled Mikey, he was pissing me off”
When you are trying to get a pay rise off your boss
When mike metzki talks to the boss his balls hitchinski
The ultimate roast that will instantly destroy even your toughest enemies. Originally said by Shakespeare in 1584 and made popular by the famous youtuber Pewdiepie in 2018.
Thanos: "your mom gay"
Superman: "no u"
Bill Murray: "you're a bag of balls that nobody wants"
Superman and Thanos: *dies*
The ball twist is an ancient move that used to be move in a role of fighting. To do this move you would require 2 people against someone else as 1 person bends over the other person should twist there smelly nutsac releasing a awful stench to the 1 person knocking them out.
Person 1 : Quick bend over so I can do the ball twist!
Person 2 : Alright I haven't showered in weeks this will be good!
When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.
Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...