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Makeup Sex

Where you apply makeup on your face and then jack off while raining down tears in front of a full-length mirror.

Goofy: "Gosh Mick-- I heard that Minnie packed up her things and left you?"
Mickey: "Huh Huh! Actually, she came back, apologized and afterwards we had great makeup sex!"
Goofy: "...Is that lipstick on your mouth?"
Mickey, wiping it off nervously: "Huh huh! It must be hers!"

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker May 31, 2024


Gypsie Sex Face

Its the face the guitarist from Cable Stealing Gypsies makes when he's playing a solo. It looks like he's having sex with his guitar

Tasha "it looks like the dude with the red guitar is about to orgasm?"

Abby "oh, that's just the gypsie sex face"

Tasha "its magical. It really takes me to another place. Maybe a rock 'n roll orgy at Keith Richards house or something"

by tamepanda June 6, 2011


Sex Foot

The cramp that you get in your foot in the middle of mind blowing sex. Sometimes it starts in the toes and goes down to the arch.

My boyfriend and I were having the best sex, but I had to stop him because of sex foot.

by VA_Guy August 17, 2024


Gen-Sex

Gen-Sex is when you are having sex in the minecraft bedwars generator.

Oh look at that shadows and zolks having Gen-Sex again

by Vexei February 22, 2022


Sport sex

Having sex for the fun of it and for free

Sport sex is Having intercourse for the fun of it without a purpose

by Kutinboss January 19, 2024


Cay SeX

CSX!!!!!!!!!!! (funni freight train company)

i love Cay SeX (CSX)!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by nylonthingy October 24, 2023

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Queer/Trans Sex Bases

1st Base: Everything from the introductions through to sex. An average of 4 hours elapses between meeting and f*cking.

2nd Base: Unprotected sex. Rough and intense, light kinks such as name-calling, spanking, and slapping. Partner ideally interacts with ejaculate.

(2nd Date - Lesbians stereotypically move and co-habitate with a partner at this point)

3rd Base: More intense and specified kinks. Examples include bondage, impact/flogging, degradation, discipline, watersports, blood play, choking, ect...

4th Base: Less Mainstream Kinks such as pup play/training, roleplay SA fantasy, master/owner dynamic, scat, ect...

4th base might be true love ๐Ÿ˜†

Queer/Trans Sex Bases : Simile Comparing the bases in baseball as an incremental development of physical intimate activities from kissing upwards through differen levels of intercourse

He and I got properly messy for like six hours straight. Leashed and collared, burnt me-with-a-joint, almost choked me out, and coated my face. It was some fantastic Fourth Base shit, bud.

by OpelisJoking October 19, 2023