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I Guess Me Moment

to "father" a child/children that you are not biologically related to because the woman does not know the birth father or want to be "involved" with the father....and she looks towards another man to claim as the next best thing

friend: hey man you know them kids ain't yours so why do you stay??
You: because I love her
friend: who do you think gone raise all those fucking kids bro?
You: Well dawg...I guess me??
friend: you dumbass mothafucka lol this is a "I Guess me Moment bro"

by K87 November 20, 2009


Smeagol(she-me-gal)

The act of inserting a person's apendage, usually a finger or toe, up a clothed individual's anus in a surprising manner. Done in jest.

In a surprising fashion I see the opportunity to smeagol(she-me-gal) my best friend.

As my friend bent over, I smeagolled them with my thumb when they were not expecting it.

by Bunkybastard September 25, 2018


Bite me

WHAT THE FUCK YOU A FREAK TO BE SAYING THAT SHIT TO ANOTHER PERSON

YOU FREAKY AS FUCK JUST SAY "FIGHT ME" INSTEAD OF "BITE ME" LIKE A NORMAL PERSON

by Stahl Believer May 30, 2024

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Bite me

To not give a fuck

Boy: Ugh, she’s so ugly.
Girl: You can bite me!

by Unicorns nd Rainbows November 3, 2023


bite me

1). Another way of saying "fuck off."
2). a worker drone with father issues says this a lot

Guy: aaawwwwhhhh look at the lil crow *tries to feed it bread crumbs*
darkXwolf17: Bite me.

by 7568ino November 29, 2023


Bite me

Used to say to someone when they are talking to much or talking a whole load of crap.

Emily: So basically I did this yesterday and blah blah blah
Sandra:bite me

by suckmaballz August 20, 2021


Bite Me

it means Leave me alone

Annoying dude: hey

You: Bite me

by the bite me dude July 17, 2022