to "father" a child/children that you are not biologically related to because the woman does not know the birth father or want to be "involved" with the father....and she looks towards another man to claim as the next best thing
friend: hey man you know them kids ain't yours so why do you stay??
You: because I love her
friend: who do you think gone raise all those fucking kids bro?
You: Well dawg...I guess me??
friend: you dumbass mothafucka lol this is a "I Guess me Moment bro"
The act of inserting a person's apendage, usually a finger or toe, up a clothed individual's anus in a surprising manner. Done in jest.
In a surprising fashion I see the opportunity to smeagol(she-me-gal) my best friend.
As my friend bent over, I smeagolled them with my thumb when they were not expecting it.
WHAT THE FUCK YOU A FREAK TO BE SAYING THAT SHIT TO ANOTHER PERSON
YOU FREAKY AS FUCK JUST SAY "FIGHT ME" INSTEAD OF "BITE ME" LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
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To not give a fuck
Boy: Ugh, she’s so ugly.
Girl: You can bite me!
1). Another way of saying "fuck off."
2). a worker drone with father issues says this a lot
Guy: aaawwwwhhhh look at the lil crow *tries to feed it bread crumbs*
darkXwolf17: Bite me.
Used to say to someone when they are talking to much or talking a whole load of crap.
Emily: So basically I did this yesterday and blah blah blah
Sandra:bite me