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Read Me

Read Me most of the time means there are something you should read . . .

You: Heeeeeey, Why dosnt you guys have x?
Me: You should maybe read the "Read Me" before asking?

by TeamAlert April 9, 2020


Your gonna give me your heart or give me your life

It's a metaphor but not sure what it means...

Before they shot him they said, "your gonna give me your heart or give me your life".

by One&OnlySouthModesto February 16, 2021


help my teenager hates me

....Its a south park episode. wtf r u searching this up for?? btw no offense to teens :)

today, i watched that new sp episode, "help my teenager hates me"

by urban.ass August 2, 2023


You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”

Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”

by The Griddler1 January 8, 2025


fxck...me..dddy

The fxck...me..dddy creature asks why Norman is kicking Ray when Norman is actually hitting the ground with his feet.🥲

fxck...me..dddy:Why Norman kicking Ray-💀🖐
Me: He's not he's hitting the ground with his feet-😭🖐
fxck...me..dddy:Oh-😃

by Dan Gan Ron & pa March 16, 2021


Made Me A Liar

A phrase used when someone is instantly proven wrong.

"There is no way you can flip a coin ten times and land on the same side each time."

(A few moments later)

"Well...you made me a liar."

by Someone who kinda exists August 12, 2021


dew me

The act of dewing someone, giving them a Mountain Dew.

Bro 1:" Hey bro, dew me"
Bro 2:"igu bro"

by LORD HB July 10, 2023