The act of inserting a person's apendage, usually a finger or toe, up a clothed individual's anus in a surprising manner. Done in jest.
In a surprising fashion I see the opportunity to smeagol(she-me-gal) my best friend.
As my friend bent over, I smeagolled them with my thumb when they were not expecting it.
Used to say to someone when they are talking to much or talking a whole load of crap.
Emily: So basically I did this yesterday and blah blah blah
Sandra:bite me
WHAT THE FUCK YOU A FREAK TO BE SAYING THAT SHIT TO ANOTHER PERSON
YOU FREAKY AS FUCK JUST SAY "FIGHT ME" INSTEAD OF "BITE ME" LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
2π 1π
To not give a fuck
Boy: Ugh, sheβs so ugly.
Girl: You can bite me!