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When someone farts in bed and leaves a pocket of hot, rancid gas under the covers. Unlike the Dutch Oven, the covers are never pulled over anyone's head with the Hot Pocket. There's just a little disgusting gift waiting to punch you in the sinuses the next time you roll over in your sleep.
Something we ate for dinner tore up his stomach. Every time I tried to get comfortable I woke up to a new hot pocket. I barely got any sleep because he was so gassy!
When a straight couple has sex in a sleeping bag, causing them to be very sweaty and disgusting.
Aye, me and my bitch made a hot pocket last night
Vaginal cavity, pussy,slit,....also see cock pocket
That dame let me alllll up in the hot pocket without the crisping sleeve my dude
Another word for a penis. Because it's hot and hard and if you squeeze it it squirts hot liquid.
My hot pocket is massive.
Shitting in a sofa bed and folding it back up
Hey bro, did you leave a hot pocket in that hotel room?
While drinking tea and performing anal on male or female one would pull out and shove the tea bag up the partners anus then resuming anal intercourse resulting in a nice hot pocket
Gave her a "Hot pocket" and she loved it
The most delicious snack you will ever eat, so good that it gives you a full body orgasm on the first bite.
Me and my hot pocket had a great time last night.