Random
Source Code
Random
kannst leuten damit kontern wenn sie dich bedrohen
"ich schlag dich gleich"
"cash me ousside howbow dah"
That's not how you do that...
Hym "You don't just ask her 'Will you marry me?' You gotta TELL her. You say 'Once the theocrats take over I'm going to purchase you for a goat, 2 hens, and a tire iron and then I'm going to make you my sister with a reality monster ritual... Yep... My hot... Fuckable sister...' And then you vote for literally anyone because all of the politicians are religious."
1👍 2👎
A highly contagious disease that Infects the young minds of adolescent and teenager Demographic. This disease is Known For causing Even the most responsible to fall for the male/or females siren song even being known to destroy 4.0 gpa teens lives. Infected people with this disease have very likeable and attractive traits like curly hair or Orange hair, a height of 5.4 feet or more, and very obvious signs of beauty and looks
That girl Audrey has Fuck me syndrome, i just can't keep my eyes off of her
The art of countering someone's roast.
Carl: Your mom gay!
John: No u!
Carl: Yesn't me!
John dies.
Said by the man who shows up to collect money from you.
Bill; I had to pay Carmen today. He stopped by to pick up his money.
Steve; Did he say "grease me" when you opened the door?
Bill; He always says that when I gotta pay him.
an expression of frustration
"did you do your homework?"
"JIGGLE MY TITTIES AND THROW ME DOWN THE WELL! I FORGOT!"