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Used to describe something blue as fuck.
Yo that’s Ning’s balls!
A scenario in which two opponents in the video game Mario Kart pass you simultaneously and send you into the abysmal 3rd place.
dude, PIECES OF BALLS!!!!!!!!!!, DK and Bowser just passed me!!!!!
Used to tell someone asking for money or wanting to give money (usually online) to fuck off.
Bot: Hey cutie buy my onlyfans. ;) Limited offer of 80% off for a full month.
You: Bro, ass money balls!
or,
Perv: Hey there, I'm willing to give you a weekly allowance if you give me phone sex and be my online gf.
You: (traumatized) helllllll no ass money balls
When a man's sac is flat and large, like a loaf of pita bread.
That guy's balls are huge and flat. He's got pita bread balls.
Recreational tournament style paintball on fields that may or may not be in good condition. Typically its run like a practice but less formal. Players from random teams will get together to forum one team.
Tom: Hey Carl there is no practice this week right?
Carl: Nah man everyones got shit to do.
Tom: What to go hit up some Street Ball then?
The crack in between your balls. It is general knowledge that the bigger the ball crack the less attractive the man.
Man: Did you see Ryan's ball crack
Woman: His ball crack isn't even as big as Kade's.
A monster and an abomination.
Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.