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Cum that's been basking in the sun.
It was 100 degrees outside so Tyrone shot his load onto the pavement and later scooped up the hot California mayo
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when you zoom in while taking a selfie (normally a mirror selfie). this helps make the angle / position of your phone less awkward, while also adding a slight aesthetic vintage grain. most importantly, it decreases the quality of the image, smoothing out your skin and making you appear hotter.
“omg, you look so good in this selfie!”
“haha thanks, i used the hot girl zoom.”
A BIG HOT BUCKET OF DIARRHEA IS YOUR MOM'S TOILET OR HOUSE
KID: "WHY DOES YOUR MOM LIVE IN A HOT BUCKET OF DIARRHEA, WHAT A NOOB!1"
1. When something sounds badass like a hot rod.
2. Parts used on a hot rod.
My new holley blue fuel pump sounds badass. It's super hot roddy sounding.
The act of sitting on the toilet and wiping one’s ass while still urinating. Usually done under duress to save time.
My side piece’s husband came home while I was dropping a deuce so I hot wiped and crawled out the window.
Hot chick's mud wrestling... but surrounded by dudes proving them with fresh post-taco bell diarrhea to wrestle in.
Damn dude... that hot slide last night has me wanting to go eat some more taco bell!