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A phrase mainly used by the British, while they enjoy some fine scones and fresh green tea.
callmejoe.com
What's up, Jojo?
Bloody hell mate, call me Joe!
Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.
Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.
Phrase used to describe a situation where one person gets chumped on a regular basis.
Damn, why's everyone raggin on Zach? He must be wearin the try me shirt today.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
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Pet: dude your hand stinks drop me
luisgamercool23: ok *throws to river*
in this conclusion, adopt me bruh
When he literally makes you lose your mind even though y’all are nothing
Him: “ I’m going to make you feel like the most special thing for three weeks”
Her: “wow I really like him let me express how I feel”
Him: “ yeah jk I lied I’m going to be so dry with you and once you start being dry back imma say small things that get your attention and make you feel special, then be dry again over and over and over”
Her: “ you make me crazy “
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What one might say after coming in a guy’s mouth. Said when one really wants to get off on a guy swallowing one’s fuck paste.
Fuck Dude, that was a hot suck job! Swallow me! Swallow me now!