Texas Sized Chili Ring

The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman

Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir

chili style

When you take a crap in a chicks mouth while you are on all fours and she has her mouth on your booty.

Dude, that chick was getting it, Chili Style.

Chili Dwindler

Just being like a lil guy like a lil bad shitty guy

Get away from me you dirty chili dwindler

Chili Wagon

When a group of guys are running a gay train after eating Taco Bell.

Matt missed the Chili Wagon because he was fishing.

Chili dip

Synonym for “snag a few”

Hey man could I chili dip some of those chips?

Chili pepper man

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Mint: Ay, Wheres the chili?

Kiko: WITH THE CHILI PEPPER MAN-

Chili pepper man

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Andy: Ay, wheres the chili pepper?

Deliah: With the chili pepper man, OF COURSE.

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