He/she's so Lana

A phrase used to describe someone who emulates the likes of a Lana Del Rey song. This individual is often seen as very attractive physically, sexually, and emotionally, expressing quiet traits of elegance, confidence, kindness, and charm; an overall dreamy appeal, as heard in Lana Del Rey's music. Someone who is almost too graceful to be real.

Popular examples include Elvis Presley, Austin Butler, Henry Cavill, and Taylor Swift

Person 1: "Wow, he's absolutely stunning!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's so Lana."

*he/she's so Lana*

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She farted I darted

During sexual sex intercourse, your female partner passed gas fart typically during anal/doggystyle.dick butt You (male or female), decide to run the fuck away from that situation. bye

peepee poopoo
(she passed gas, i ran fast)

(She farted I darted): verb, definition:
Female: *moaning* *fart*
Male: What the fuck, that wasn't me?
Female: Um, yeah, sorry. That was me.
Male: Oh hell no

*The Male flees the scene as fast as possible, never to be seen again.*

she cooked a dead guy

What the Japanese advertisement of giga puddi sounds like 15 seconds into the song

puddi puddi puddi puddi she cooked a dead guy puddi puddi

She smells like Killybegs

A lady whose reputation for spontanious sexual congress is such that she commonly has a fishy odour eminating from her pudenta, similar to that of Killybegs, the Donegal fishing town.

Aww mate, dont shag that bird, she smells like Killybegs with all the lads shes shagged.

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She runs like sonic

Someone (female) who's short but runs fast like sonic

Khadiza's mile time is 8min 36sec, but she's less than 5 feet! She runs like sonic!

Oh man look at that midget go! She runs like sonic!

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thats what she said

A comment that turns a non sexual comment into a sexual phrase.



*In context with homework*
"Tomorro i'll make it hard!" -Teacher
"No sir, don't make it hard!" -Class
"No I will, hard is good!" -Teacher
"No sir, not hard! Big is good!" -Class

"That's what she said!"-Cool guy at the back


-"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench."
-"That's what she said!"


-"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth!"
-"That's what she said!!"


-"Im pregnant..."
-"That's what she said... Oh... Crap..."

More at http://www.thatswhatshesaid.co.nz/

*In context with homework*
"Tomorro i'll make it hard!" -Teacher
"No sir, don't make it hard!" -Class
"No I will, hard is good!" -Teacher
"No sir, not hard! Big is good!" -Class

"Thats what she said!"-Cool guy at the back


-"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench."
-"Thats what she said!"


-"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth!"
-"Thats what she said!!"


-"Im pregnant..."
-"Thats what she said... Oh... Crap..."

More at http://www.thatswhatshesaid.co.nz/

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How-she-bootin'-er

A common greeting among the country folk of Miramichi N.B. Eastern Canada

"How-she-bootin'-er?" Reply "The very Best!"

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