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Boyfriend Size refers to a man’s penis (usually between 6-7.5 inches) that you’re willing to settle for, typically because their personality makes up for the missing inches.
Oh so you’re boyfriend size. I’m gonna have to see how things go.
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The, unattainable, unicorn-like, fantasy crush of a gay man known only to him and those closest to him EXCEPT his primary partner, who must always know NOTHING of the secret pretend boyfriend.
Don't tell Josh that Ryan Seacrest is my secret pretend boyfriend!
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This may also refer to girls: Boyfriend Shirt Syndrome (BBS) occurs when you see your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other wearing one of your shirts or hoodies and you either a) just find it completely adorable or b) find it sexually appealing, which it is more often found in the latter and referred to as "Boyfriend Shirt Syndrome". Though it is typically known with mainly shirts and hoodies, it can refer to any artifact of clothing.
Sandy: What is BBS?
Miranda: BBS? Oh "Boyfriend Shirt Syndrome" could be defined as when you see your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other wearing one of your shirts or hoodies and you either a) just find it completely adorable or b) find it sexually appealing, which it is more often found in the latter and referred to as "Boyfriend Shirt Syndrome". Though it is typically known with mainly shirts and hoodies, it can refer to any artifact of clothing.
Sandy: OHHH
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A boyfriend you live with, are business partners with and have known for approximately 10 years. You plan to buy a forever home and adopt a shiba inu or a corgi together.
It is what Dan Howell is to Phil Lester (even though Phil isn't familiar with the term.)
"What's a high-key boyfriend?" "If you want a high-key boyfriend, you need to get them to commit to you."
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Means she really has a boyfriend.
Gunner, she has a boyfriend, an incredible boyfriend, so buzz off.
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Well... There may come a point in time in which a girl sits back and looks at her dearly beloved and thinks what was i thinking... Nose picking, rapid burping, greasy hair, strange obsessions... Get the fuck out... I'll give him a few weeks to build up to the crash.
Amber: Why the hell are you still dating that greasy haired, hoot picking freak?
Becki: Don't worry, getting rid of the bastard in a few weeks... He's my Future Ex Boyfriend.
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A boy in band that is your boyfriend only during the band trip. He asks you out on the bus there, and breaks up with you on the way back. There are never any hard feelings, because you only said yes because you were desperate.
Annie: "What? Jake broke up with you? But you two made such a cute couple!"
Dana: "Whatever, he was just a band trip boyfriend. It's not that big of a deal."
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