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Dan Samiljan Rule

Pronunciation: Dan Sameelyan Rool Any policy or technology used by a website or other organization designed to prevent users from changing information previously entered (typically personal information).

So named for Dan Samiljan, who as a piece of web-based performance art changed his listed birthday to the current date for 43 days in a row on facebook, before facebook administrators caught on and implemented restrictions requiring him and anyone else from that point on to explain why they want to change their birthday.

"After my girlfriend threw a flipped her wig at me for posting the wrong anniversary date, I tried to go back and change it. Apparently the site has got some kind of Dan Samiljan rule though, and it wouldn't let me change it.

by Mak Leto February 5, 2010

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Dan Brown philosophy

When you're at a party or elsewhere, some people will try to talk all deep except that most of their knowledge is derived from Dan Brown novels. Easily spotted by frequent illusions to the Illuminati and the Holy Grail. The really clever ones will mix in bullshit they read on the Internet.

PERSON 1: I think Camus' "The Stranger" is one of the best illustrations of one's struggle with the absurd.

PERSON 2: Uh, yeah, and the Catholic church is trying to cover up Jesus' bloodline!

PERSON 1: Nice Dan Brown philosophy you've got there.

by Lairor April 21, 2006

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clever dan

the cheat

"look who thinks hes clever dan"

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

5๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lt. Dan

The oppressor of the computer classes at Farragut. He is evil, and shaved his beard because of his girlfriends.....

Gah Gah Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by Dane.... February 4, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dan and Phil Games

A gaming channel set up by two nerdy nerd guys (aka Danisnotonfire and Amazingphil on the interwebs) who play games for you enjoyment (and their own).

"bro watch this video of these two blokes bishi bashying eachother on Dan and Phil Games"
"I love it when couples make gaming channels together, especially Dan and Phil Games!"

by Liva Langer January 3, 2015

61๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


wang ba dan

Chinese for a egg (son) of a turtle; similar to SOB but with a slightly longer history. Origins vary, but the most popular theory is that comes from wang ba duan (ๅฟ˜ๅ…ซ็ซฏ), which means forgetting filial piety, 'brotherly respect', loyalty, trustworthiness, politeness, justice, honesty and shame. (Being ashamed means you know you did something wrong. Calling someone shameless can be highly offensive.) Incidentally, apart from turtle, wang ba also means someone who wears a green hat.

Though if you're looking for a Chinese translation of SOB, there are better equivalents.

A: Ni zhe (you) hunzhang (shameless) wuchi (shameless) beibi (low) xialiu (seedy) si zazhong (damned mongrel dog) gei wo gun dan (take a hike)!

B: Bi zui (shut up)! Ni zhe ge bu yao lian de (shameless) wang ba dan zhen bu shi dongxi (lower than things)!

Note: Don't copy this or you'll end up in hospital for a year or two.

by Zaijian April 21, 2011

63๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


half past dan

the state of being totally fucked, when a copious amounts of jack daniels or other whiskey such as jamesons has been consumed, said dan is belligerent, confrontational and completely serious even at a funny remark or action.

dans are normally very studious and likeable until the clock strikes half past dan

other stages of dan may be described as 10 past dan or the infamous quarter past dan when the first symptoms of intoxication are present such as a quick glare or on occasion extremely serious facial expression

at twenty past dan one may observe said dan to be in a "whiskey rager" state of mind and become progressively more serious as more whiskey is consumed as well as possible devil worship and utterances of parkway drive lyrics"

-_-
"ha....no"

"oh no its half past dan again... gonna have to be careful"

by the dean of deans January 14, 2012

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