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A group of degenerate, parse-hungry zug-zugs who care about nothing but Windfury
Looks like Group 2 is really cleaning the floors tonight
A very large bowel movement. A large dump. Refers to 2 tons of fecal matter.
We have to wait at the bottom of the lift because our friend is taking a 2-ton
Beat anyone with their first name beginning with 'C'.
Me: Do you know what day it is today?
Carl: No
Me: November 2
Carl: Oh no
This day is for everyone to just remember that... ITS MOTHERFUCKING COLD OUTSIDE and snow is coming soon
*steps outside*
“NOPE ITS NOVEMBER 2 AND COLD AS FUCK”
National hug your girlfriend day or wrap ur arm around her day.
example: boy ima hug u on November 2.
girl: why??
boy: i have to hug u its a day to hugg my love
Snort at your crush day
Go up to your crush and give them one loud snort in their ear 👂
"Oi Luca go snort in Zara's ear"
"Why?"
"Because November 2 is snort at your crush day"
"Ohhhhh"
An amateur golfer with USGA Ghin Index of legit +2 who never cheats, can drive the ball equal to or longer than long PGA tour pros, occasionally beats top professional golfers in a match, holds multiple course records at world famous golf courses, tournament tested, around age of 30 and with nerves of steel.
I'm a decent golfer with a handicap +2 but by no means as good as a TexAgs +2.