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a hott younger guy. who likes to dirty talk you then stops suddenly. hes hott enough you wanna fuck him in your bed.and a good txt sex er.. he also stares at you.and makes you want to rip your cloths off.
did you c tht naked leap frog??
yeah it made me horny!!
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A phase from long time homophobe and angry tomato Alex Jones. The one time he actually got something right, as the gays are actually turning the frogs, but not through chemicals, but through our fabulousness.
✨SLAY✨💅
Gay 1: did you get the chemicals for the water?
Gay 2: no, we descovored ✨slaying✨ was enough to turn the friggin’ frogs gay
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A sexual act where the man, while getting head, jumps on top of the woman, knocking her over, and crouches in such a manner that he looks like a frog, then bounces up and down to act as hopping. Then, as the woman becomes coherent, she grabs his testes and massages then like a small kitten.
Bro, Thomas, the other night I finally got that slut Anna to bed and pulled the ol' American Flying Kitty Frog on her
Dudde, how'd it go?
Not well, she can not fondle my balls!
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When a male is giving a female with genital warts oral pleasure, and he inhales very deeply.
Last night me and heather were together and I gave her a Kermit the Frog Wart Snort. She loved it.
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An answer to any question which is obviously yes.
Dude: Are you shitfaced?
Guy: Do frogs have watertight assholes?
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Usage: A more unique way to say the highly overused "killing two birds with one stone."
Origin: Truly legendary members of native tribes that inhabit the lush rainforests of this planet have been rumored to possess the incredible ability of being able to kill multiple frogs with a single blowgun dart from exactly the right angle.
We can kill two frogs with one dart by doing that biochemical experiment!
With her blowgun, the hunter killed two poison dart frogs with a poisonous dart that was coated in poison from poison dart frogs.
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A “Near Miss Frog Kiss” is defined as coming close to making a choice that would have been wrong for you. It’s based on the old saying, “You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your Prince Charming!”
“Wow Girl! You just had a Near Miss Frog Kiss. I know he might seem nice, but believe me girlfriend, he’s no prince!”
This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)
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