I bet

Two magical words that can turn any innocent sentence into a sexual innuendo.

Also see: That's what she said

Person 1: "My throat hurts..."
Person 2: "I bet."
Person 1: "Shut the hell up!"

Person 1: "I just had a hard day at the office..."
Person 2: "I bet."
Person 1: "Oh god damnit!"

(Girl stringing a needle): "This is so hard, I can't fit it in. It's too small."
Guy: "Wow, I bet."
Girl: "I'll give you that one, I really opened myself up for it."
Guy: "I bet, haha."
Girl: "..."

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i-doser

Songs that involve a white noise with beeping freequencies that change your mood depending on which one you do it for. It's effective most if you're laying down with no lights and no sounds other than the iDoser. Certain songs cause others to trip while some may not affect you, it depends. You just have to find your right song. It's basically a free and legal drug.

I'm tripping off those i-dosers, yo.

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when i

when i

when i

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And I oop

And I oop- is usually a phrase used when you hear some juicy gossip or when something shocks you.

Friend- “Sarah kisses Jake last night”
You- “and I oop-“

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joey i

most dope ass mothafucka hittin tha streets fo real

dayummmm that nigga should be like joey i fo sheeezy

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i betcha

1) yea rite, watever, or ya lyin
2) psyche (sike)
3) yea buddy
4) yes indeed

1)
Me: Lanie is gonna give you $5 dollars.
You: Uh huh, LOL, i betcha!

2)
Maria: Hey mom, Tommy's going to fold the clothes up for Tommy: Shid, I betcha!

3)
Mike: Man, I need somebody to do my homework for me.
Tonya: Just get Lynzie to do it for you.
Lynzie: I Betcha.

4)
Man: I heard that Ugly Betty got married to Ugly Freddie.
Woman: U serious?
Man: Lol, yea!
Woman: Haha . . . I betcha!

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G and I

G and I = Girth and Inches

Used as a question to ask the dimensions of a Mans penis.

"So I slept with John last night"
"Oh yeah, how was it?"
"Yeah it was good"
"Ok so lets talk G and I"

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